also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
