So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
That accounts for only three of the penises
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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