You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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