i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
it's great music for shaving your balls
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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