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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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