I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
