How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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