Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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