Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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