why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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