My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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