I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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