Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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