Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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