On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Moan for me like Helen Keller
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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