It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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