none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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