This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
honey bunches of taint.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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