You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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