so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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