We won't sleep together?
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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