have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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