we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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