he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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