Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Randomize
