More tranny stories later!
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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