Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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