just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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