We should be called the Road Head Warriors
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
wow bdsm is so cute
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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