I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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