how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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