You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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