How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
What a dumb baby whore.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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