I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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