dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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