his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I love having hate sex.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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