Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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