I must be too annoying 4 u.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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