Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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