areolas are like halos for boobs.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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