Dual....:-)
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We need a shit load of segways right now
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize