guys are not supposed to queef...right?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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