Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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