I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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