We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Randomize
