It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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