i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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