is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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