My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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