I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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