AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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