I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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