I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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