i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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