BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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